Telenovela (2016)

Eva Longoria's long-awaited return from Desperate Housewives finally arrived, and this time, the scene is set in Miami. Eva plays a famous telenovela star (hence the apt title), a woman who hilariously doesn't speak any Spanish. Her behind-the-scenes life proves to be just as dramatic as the one she plays on-screen, culminating in a scene where she's doused in water while wearing an incredibly low-cut dress. (Hey, we're not complaining.) She may not have shown much skin yet, but since sparks are flying with her on-screen ex-husband (who cheated on her with Shakira, of course), we think there could be a little promise, even if this does air on NBC.