Zooey Deschanel

Brief Nudity

Despite the flowery alien resonance of her name, it’s easy to tell that toothy brunette Zooey Deschanel is an American of foreign descent and not an actual denizen of the Parisian demimonde. If she were a real European, we would be celebrating Zooey’s many scenes of uninhibited, fully revealing nudity. As we are in fact celebrating a few filmed moments of jaw-grindingly sexy Deschanel in suggestive-but-covering attire, it’s safe to say the divine Ms.…