Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

In the midst of his Mad Max renaissance, the iconic filmmaker George Miller switched genres completely when he directed and produced a romantic fantasy drama about a British scholar (Tilda Swinton) who accidentally unleashes a Djinn (Idris Elba) from a bottle she purchased in Istanbul, called Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022). Tilda plays a biddy named Alithea Binnie, who studies narratives and story forms that buys an antique bottle, gives it a rub, and finds herself face to face with a genie. But Alithea's seen this story play out plenty of times before. Not looking to end up in a Monkey's Paw type of situation, she proclaims that she wants no part of his offer to grant her three wishes. Unsure how to make her trust him, the Djinn decides to tell her three stories of his past and see if that can't put her at ease. The first story is about The Queen of Sheba (Aamito Lagum), who helps King Solomon stick him in a bottle. Then we hear about Gulten (Ece Yuksel), a hooker trying to get Suleiman the Magnificent's (Lachy Hulme) son (Matteo Bocelli) to fall in love with her and knock her up. Things don't go great for her, nor for Sugar Lump (Anna Adams), a hooker who is a bit more than plump, serving Sultan Ibrahim (Jack Braddy). His final story about the young wife of a Turkish merchant (Zerrin Tekindor) is so moving Tilda wishes for she and Idris to fall in love and get to boning, except there’s nothing to see since his body covers her. It definitely leaves you longing for more sexy skin! But even if Tilda doesn't fulfill our wish to see her naked, plenty of other ladies do. Check out the big titties and rump of Sugar Lump as Anna Adams takes a shower or get a load of Ece Yuksel winning a wet tee shirt contest that only exists in our head! We ain't never had a friend like her! But the hottest woman in the movie is Aamito Lagum, who plays a Queen of Sheba we watch getting banged. Slay queen! You sure stiffen our peen! Three Thousand Years of Longing will have you wishing a genie could put one of those girls on your weenie!