Mariah Carey's Merriest Christmas (2015)

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except maybe an oversized TIT-Mouse, who peeked out from the absolute tippy top of the queen of Christmas jams dress in this holiday spectacular.  In Mariah Carey's Merriest Christmas we follow the legendary diva and a series of other celebs like Lacey Chabert, Kelsey Grammer, Brennan Elliot, and Kenneth "Babyface" Copeland who belt out various holiday classics with a big band and choir behind them.  That's all well and good, but it's the busty Mariah Carey who continues to hit all the high notes that make your spine tingle taking the lead in this variety show and her penchant for wearing low cut and insanely tight dresses continues to shine brighter than those blue Christmas light bulbs that kind of hurt your eyes and are hard to focus on.  She jiggles her way through pretty much all of the classics in a low cut bright red dress that just screams, "I saw Santa Claus adjusting himself whilst watching this one!" In a show stopping number she gives us all the gift that keeps on giving when her right honker comes slightly above the family friendly line of visibility on that dress of hers and we get to see some nip-slip action!  It's enough to have you rewinding more than a department store playing "All I Want For Christmas is You!" during shopping season, except you'll be humming something like "All I Want for Christmas is BOOOOOOOBS, BAY-BAY!!!"