Expend4bles (2023)

In a sequel that nobody asked for, Expendable action vets Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, and Randy Couture are joined by a few newbies (including Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson and Jacob Scipio) for another top secret mission under CIA agent Marsh (Andy Garcia). They have to stop an arms dealer who broke into an old Libyan chemical plant and stole some nuclear detonator and plans to start World War III. Also joining the fun this time around is smokeshow Megan Fox, as Statham’s ass-kicking on-again-off-again squeeze Gina. While she predictably does not go bare, we do get some spectacular looks at her cleavage in a slinky dress, a sports bra, and some lacy lingerie, but the closest we get to some nip is when we can peep her pokies showing through a white top. We’re at least glad she realized her bra was expendable!